Archive for March, 2006

Now You See Me, Now You Don’t

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Sorry, haven’t posted anything for sometime, not that anyone minds, I suppose? Haha. Anyway just some stuff to share.

Fasttracker Now I know that NUS is not the only screwed up Uni. SMU is equally bad. Just for your info in case you have not realised, you can click on the image to get an enlarged version. See if anyone can spot the error!

http://forum.istclub.com/images/misc/HokkienSpeeding.mp3

More crap here. Turn up your volume when you open the link. For non-Hokkien and non-Chinese speakers… Sorry, you might not understand this.

By the way, Gilbert Koh at http://readerseye.blogspot.com/ posted a good piece on his blog, about our beloved 151 bus service. Take a look when free k?

Gotta run again. Now I understand why T.S. Elliot said, "April is the cruellest month"!

Patient Consultation History

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Patient Name:
Melvin Lin

C/O:
1) S/T   x 3/7
2) R/N   x 2/7
3) Fever   x 1/7
4) Muscle/Bone Ache   x 3/7

Diagnosis:
URTI; Flu Virus Infection

Prescription:
Paracetamol, qds x 20tt
Piriton, tds x 10tt
Lozenges, prn x 20tt
~~~
MC    x 2/7 wef 070306
Being fussed over by laopo    x 2/52 wef 070306

By the way, the writer’s letter to the TODAY newspaper was published. However, there was some editing done to the content of the letter, the title, and also my surname. Fortunately, or unfortunately, it is still not beyond recognition. Here’s the link:
http://www.todayonline.com/articles/105015.asp

More PRC Shit!

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

Hmm… Now I realise, does the "Shit" in the title refer to the PRC piece of shit that I encountered just now? Or does it refer to the story that I am going to tell? Anyway, pun not initially intended. Whatever, just feel my blood boiling again!

As most of you know by now, I have got a bunch of PRCs as my next-door-neighbours. Always playing mahjong & talking loudly till about 5-6am in the morning, oblivious to the fact that people in the surrounding units are all trying to get some sleep. I found out 2 hours ago that they have got another 1 of their ratholes just 5 storeys above, on the 16th level. How did I find out?

Was waiting for the lift to bring me downstairs. Just as my lift was arriving, 1 of them, a short fuck who’s fat & ugly with his long hair got out of the unit. Then he proceeded to barge into the lift before I could get in, and said in the Cina Mandarin (with the irritating accent of course)," I’m going to the 16th floor. You take the next lift!" Bloody hell, doesn’t he know anything about waiting his turn? Even if he was in a rush for any reason, doesn’t he know how to be polite in his request? & the PRCs in his homeland are always claiming to be superior culturally and calling everyone else barbarians who have no culture or morals…

Anyway I was in no mood for a fight, so I just stared him down and let him go on his way, rushing for reincarnation or something… I don’t know why it just seems that most of the time when I have bad experiences with people, it’s usually 2 groups of people: the Aunties & the PRCs. Same attributes: fucking selfish, inconsiderate, talk loudly, always looking for freebies, looking for opportunities to benefit themselves at others’ expense(read: taking advantage of people) think they own the world, thick-skinned, no sense of shame!

What’s with these people?!? Can’t they get a life? Can’t they get the idea that they’re not welcome everywhere they turn up? Can’t they just go off somewhere and kill themselves to make the world a better place to live in?

Fuck, really making my blood boil. I know some of you guys will just say that it was just a lift, and even if he was rude in both action and words, it was just another minute’s wait for the next lift. But sometimes things just reach a limit after a long time of accumulation. Just a little nudge and it breaches the threshold. From now on, I plan to curse every single PRC that I come across and be rude to them and just return all the "favours" that they have accorded me in my entire life. However, of course I will be very careful to ensure that all that I do to piss them off will be within legal limits. "No sense of shame, an eye for an eye" will be my motto in my dealings with them from now. Anyone is free to join me…

If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh?
if you poison us, do we not die?
and
if you wrong us, shall we not
revenge?

The villany you teach me,
I will execute,
and it shall go hard
but I will better the instruction.

The writer is really pissed. He is serious about the plan to repay everything that these PRCs have ever done to cross his path. However he will also make sure that all his actions will be within legal boundaries. Comrades-in-arms will be very much welcome!