hi guyz, it’s me agn! haha thx 2 all of u 4 e overwhelming support shown 4 e "inaugural 1st issue" of my blog! lol. well there haf been comments aplenty- some posted here, some privately. Anyway seems moz of u haf articul8d ur support & approval 4 wat i haf written… so here i m @ it agn! :P
well there haf been a couple of ppl who haf expressed concern abt whether wat i wrote mite haf been abit inappropriate, s i cld end up offending members of e moz populous country in e world etc etc, & dat 1 shot of saliva fr each person in their popul8ion is enuf 2 drown dis small piece of "pi sai" dat sg is etc etc. so well, here i m trying 2 mitig8… & present 2 u e other side of e coin- dat perhaps they aren’t dat bad aft all. aft all i recently saw a quote which goes: "if u r unable 2 accept dat there r usually 2 sides 2 an argument, u r probably in 1 rite nw"… so, ya… here it goes. o, btw juz 2 digress, there is oso another line i had seen a couple of mths ago in which a hollywood celebrity said dat china shud nt b facing e prbs of an exploding popul8ion simply coz they haf e moz effective form of contraception given current levels of technology- ugly women… food 4 thot… :P
anyway, so 4 e thgs dat i had written e lez time, let’s go pt by pt & try 2 c e other side of e coin. perhaps these PRCs in sg aren’t really s destructive & problematic s i haf md them out 2 b… or r they?
1) e mama who left her daughter all alone in sg & subsequently e daughter was murdered by a m’sian & den e father said dat sg is an unsafe place. I had said dat she was trying 2 con bai jing by mking e funeral a high-profile affair & promising 2 don8 moz of e bai jing collected 2 charity… hmm… perhaps she was only trying 2 prove a pt dat singaporeans aren’t s stingy s e organisers of e NKF charity shows etc sometimes mk us out 2 b? c, it puts us in a diff lite rite? dat coz of her noble sacrifice which had caused us 2 mistake her 4 a mercenary woman, she had brought out e compassionate side of singaporeans! she cld b declared a martyr. who noes, she had oso predicted dat e tsunami was coming, so she had actually tken dat $ & invested it somewhere so dat when e tsunami came, she cld donate all of it wif dividends- which, being e humble & soft-spoken woman she was, she nv declared publicly!
2) e ppl in sg on social visit passes who frequent toa payoh 2 bring e ah peks out 2 play… well it has only been said dat they bring e uncles out 2 play mah. who said dat it was illegal prostitution? 4 all u noe they may b bringing e ah pek 2 e toa payoh amusement arcade 2 play street fighter rite? or maybe they were trying 2 promote healthy living by bringing e ah pek 2 play hop-scotch or sth, 2 get them 2 exercise? even "playing" in bed is a form of exercise ok? govt tell us muz exercise more often, esp e senior citizens mah. these da lu meis r showing us dat actions speak louder dan words. wat e govt says, they do & demonstrate. c, set gd example… furthermore, even if they were really "exercising" in bed, it’s oso in response 2 e govt’s call 4 us 2 mk more babies mah. c lah, we were 2 quick 2 condemn them agn…
3) they tok loudly evrywhere they go, dat we usually hear them b4 we even c them… sighz, we haf mistaken their kind intentions agn lah. it is said dat in sg we tend 2 discrimin8 agnst e physically less abled rite? so these ppl r only trying 2 mk sure dat e ppl wif hearing prbs do nt miss out on e latest gossips wat… i heard dat many of them r oso actively trying 2 learn malay & tamil- so dat they can oso keep e malay & indian ppl informed abt wat’s gog on 2! s e chinese ppl will say- yong xin liang ku… btw juz 4 e record, there r sources which disclose dat there haf been tests gog on 2 prove dat sound travels faster dan lite…
4) they haf a habit of cutting queues… wah lau eh, aft all e hard work they haf done 4 us singaporeans (refer above & below), we shud haf realised dat their time is more precious dan ours lor! wat? u still wan them 2 waste time w8ing in queues? if u waste their time den who’s gonna do e dirty work in their place? furthermore they haf realised dat q8ing in queues is a national pastime in sg mah, wif e hello ktty queues, lining up 4 free gifts, camping out 4 ndp tix, 5566 etc… they dun wanna tk e enjoyment away fr us lah. c, we mistake their kind intentions agn… tsk…
5) refusing 2 move back on public buses… yes, they refuse 2 move 2 e back on e buses & sometimes it causes some ppl 2 b unable 2 get on e bus & haf 2 w8 4 e nez bus. but haf we eva wondered y? ah… dun say they selfish & inconsider8 ok? it really cuts deep in2 their hearts when we say dat (dat is y if u eva try 2 ax them 2 move back & b consider8 u may lose ur 2 front teeth). 4 so long we singaporeans haf mistaken their philantrophic spirits. haf u ppl eva noticed hw e sbs buses owaez struggle when gog uphill? if they move back & allow 10 more ppl 2 get on e bus, e buses mite actually roll back on its endeavour & cause an accident! furthermore, hw many of us haf actually looked @ e carrying capacity of e bus & den counted e no of ppl on e bus? these observant PRCs haf actually noticed dat if they allow more ppl 2 get on, SBS may b accused & bked by e traffic police 4 over-loading e buses… another gd deed dat has been mistaken…
6) bringing e prostitution business 2 joo chiat… hw many of us singaporeans haf heeded e govt’s call 2 display entrepreneurial spirit & tking risks. y do singaporean businesses owaez copy ppl who haf set up a particular niche 4 themselves & den enter e mrkt, do e exactly e same thg & cause unnecessary competition in e mrkt & cause a great deal of rivalry & animosity in e process? we cld haf tried 2 innovate 2 avoid cutting in2 others’ territory, & profit margins in e process. if dat’s nt possible, den we shud explore e option of bringing our biz elsewhere & penetr8ing untapped mrkts mah. geylang’s mrkt is 2 satur8d liao… ’nuff said…
7) swallow bks, trying 2 bend rules & exploit loopholes in e sytem so s 2 pow ka leow all e A’s in sch… w/out a gd degree hw u expect them 2 achieve their noble aim of trying 2 improve our nation? it’s e leaz 4 them 2 expect in return 4 serving our nation so diligently, whole-heartedly & w/out complaints rite? who r we 2 begrudge them dat?
hmm… seems i’ve written qte a grt deal & i can’t continue presenting e alternative viewpt here… me go gym 1st & continue 2nite k? b patient ah… stay tuned 4 part 2… hehe